1 00:00:10,344 --> 00:00:12,197 This is my son. Your grandson. 2 00:00:12,221 --> 00:00:14,366 You're a fucking disappointment. 3 00:00:14,390 --> 00:00:15,992 Get out of the building! Now! 4 00:00:16,016 --> 00:00:18,036 Butcher, stop! 5 00:00:18,060 --> 00:00:19,746 Everything you wanted. He's right fucking there. 6 00:00:19,770 --> 00:00:20,789 And now you blink? 7 00:00:20,813 --> 00:00:21,915 Ladies and gentlemen, 8 00:00:21,939 --> 00:00:23,875 the vice president of the United States. 9 00:00:23,899 --> 00:00:25,961 I know exactly what you're thinking. Literally. 10 00:00:25,985 --> 00:00:27,963 Homelander wants more starlighters arrested. 11 00:00:27,987 --> 00:00:29,089 As long as you're useful, 12 00:00:29,113 --> 00:00:30,424 everything will come up Ashley. 13 00:00:30,448 --> 00:00:32,950 - My god, sameer. - Is that Zoe's dad? 14 00:00:35,327 --> 00:00:37,496 You're gonna make us some more of that virus. 15 00:00:37,830 --> 00:00:38,807 Kimiko! 16 00:00:38,831 --> 00:00:40,142 You're still working on the virus, 17 00:00:40,166 --> 00:00:42,436 and you want frenchie. 18 00:00:42,460 --> 00:00:43,603 Homelander's fuming. 19 00:00:43,627 --> 00:00:44,855 He's gonna execute. 20 00:00:44,879 --> 00:00:47,482 Hughie, frenchie, and m in about 36 hours. 21 00:00:47,506 --> 00:00:48,567 We need your help to break them out. 22 00:00:48,591 --> 00:00:49,925 You're fucking crazy. 23 00:00:51,469 --> 00:00:52,696 Mon coeur. 24 00:00:52,720 --> 00:00:53,720 Frenchie. 25 00:01:00,144 --> 00:01:01,479 What was I so afraid of? 26 00:01:25,586 --> 00:01:28,273 - Praise the lord. - Praise the lord. 27 00:01:28,297 --> 00:01:30,758 Praise the lord. 28 00:01:32,343 --> 00:01:34,279 We come together to mourn 29 00:01:34,303 --> 00:01:37,073 - the one and only a-train. - Amen. 30 00:01:37,097 --> 00:01:42,078 He loved his country, his god, 31 00:01:42,102 --> 00:01:43,955 but, most of all, his captain. 32 00:01:43,979 --> 00:01:45,373 Homelander, amen. 33 00:01:45,397 --> 00:01:47,250 - Amen. - Amen, sir. 34 00:01:47,274 --> 00:01:52,404 But... Our martyred brother in Christ... 35 00:01:53,531 --> 00:01:55,199 was struck down... 36 00:01:56,200 --> 00:01:57,700 by that jezebel. 37 00:01:58,786 --> 00:02:02,891 That wily emissary of Satan himself, starlight. 38 00:02:02,915 --> 00:02:04,726 That's right. 39 00:02:04,750 --> 00:02:06,895 Now, you know that ain't no figure of speech, right? 40 00:02:06,919 --> 00:02:08,563 It ain't no metaphors in this house. 41 00:02:08,587 --> 00:02:13,527 Starlight and her minions are literally possessed by demons! 42 00:02:13,551 --> 00:02:15,403 They're spewing vomit! 43 00:02:15,427 --> 00:02:16,530 They're eating babies! 44 00:02:16,554 --> 00:02:19,783 They're turning little boys into little girls with garden shears! 45 00:02:19,807 --> 00:02:21,725 Lord have mercy! 46 00:02:25,479 --> 00:02:27,833 But we cast those demons out of this house. 47 00:02:27,857 --> 00:02:30,961 - Amen! - We fight hellfire with holy fire. 48 00:02:30,985 --> 00:02:34,256 We fight with the ballot box. 49 00:02:34,280 --> 00:02:36,967 We fight with the ammo box! 50 00:02:36,991 --> 00:02:38,927 Matthew 10:34! 51 00:02:38,951 --> 00:02:41,721 "I do not come to bring the peace but a sword!" 52 00:02:41,745 --> 00:02:43,515 You are not here to be blessed! 53 00:02:43,539 --> 00:02:46,017 You are here to do war! 54 00:02:46,041 --> 00:02:47,227 Amen! 55 00:02:47,251 --> 00:02:49,062 - Amen! - Amen! 56 00:02:49,086 --> 00:02:50,772 Amen. 57 00:02:50,796 --> 00:02:53,316 Can you feel the holy ghost's power? 58 00:02:53,340 --> 00:02:57,571 I said, can you feel the holy ghost's power? 59 00:02:57,595 --> 00:02:58,989 Then I need you to praise him. 60 00:02:59,013 --> 00:03:00,282 - Praise him! - Praise him. 61 00:03:00,306 --> 00:03:02,701 Praise him for victory. 62 00:03:02,725 --> 00:03:04,953 - Praise him for america. - Praise him! 63 00:03:04,977 --> 00:03:07,622 Praise him for our superheroes. 64 00:03:07,646 --> 00:03:11,793 Hallelujah! 65 00:03:11,817 --> 00:03:13,336 Stand up! 66 00:03:13,360 --> 00:03:16,172 Stand up in the name of Jesus! 67 00:03:16,196 --> 00:03:18,615 My sweet boy. 68 00:03:20,784 --> 00:03:24,222 - Amen! - Amen! 69 00:03:24,246 --> 00:03:26,706 Amen! 70 00:03:41,096 --> 00:03:44,200 Welcome to the outskirts of erie, Pennsylvania, 71 00:03:44,224 --> 00:03:45,744 a charming little burg 72 00:03:45,768 --> 00:03:48,646 best known for its staggering amount of fentanyl overdoses. 73 00:03:52,232 --> 00:03:56,278 And, when you come in here... 74 00:03:57,363 --> 00:03:59,341 keep your mouths shut 75 00:03:59,365 --> 00:04:01,659 or I'll do the fucking lot of you. 76 00:04:21,095 --> 00:04:23,281 - You're still working on the virus. - Not working. 77 00:04:23,305 --> 00:04:24,390 Sorted. 78 00:04:25,391 --> 00:04:27,725 Thanks to this diamond geezer. 79 00:04:34,024 --> 00:04:37,319 I found him not long after that bollocks with neuman and poor little Zoe. 80 00:04:40,030 --> 00:04:42,759 Well, you lot remember, don't you? 81 00:04:42,783 --> 00:04:45,762 When that cunt homelander... 82 00:04:45,786 --> 00:04:47,847 Brutally murdered them in cold blood. 83 00:04:47,871 --> 00:04:49,140 Poor sods. 84 00:04:49,164 --> 00:04:50,308 Didn't stand a chance. 85 00:04:50,332 --> 00:04:52,227 Sameer. 86 00:04:52,251 --> 00:04:53,853 Hi, I'm Hughie. I was friends with Vicky. 87 00:04:53,877 --> 00:04:55,045 I... 88 00:04:58,799 --> 00:05:00,276 I'm so sorry for your loss. 89 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:01,695 Are you an idiot? 90 00:05:01,719 --> 00:05:02,779 He cut off your leg with a hatchet. 91 00:05:02,803 --> 00:05:04,447 And kept me prisoner. So did you. 92 00:05:04,471 --> 00:05:05,490 You shot me with the virus. 93 00:05:05,514 --> 00:05:06,616 Your leg regrew. 94 00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:08,326 All right, all right, listen. 95 00:05:08,350 --> 00:05:11,121 The only thing that matters is we buried said hatchet 96 00:05:11,145 --> 00:05:13,999 so we could crack on with the godly work of revenge. 97 00:05:14,023 --> 00:05:17,669 And, good news, sameer's done it. 98 00:05:17,693 --> 00:05:19,879 As of last week, that naughty little bug of his 99 00:05:19,903 --> 00:05:22,090 is finally strong enough to top homelander. 100 00:05:22,114 --> 00:05:24,134 Well, so we reckon. 101 00:05:24,158 --> 00:05:26,344 We just need a little... Dry run. 102 00:05:26,368 --> 00:05:28,930 This thing kills just homelander? 103 00:05:28,954 --> 00:05:30,390 Or every supe? 104 00:05:30,414 --> 00:05:31,474 Don't know. 105 00:05:31,498 --> 00:05:33,435 But we'll have a laugh finding out, won't we? 106 00:05:33,459 --> 00:05:35,562 Jesus fucking Christ. 107 00:05:35,586 --> 00:05:36,896 Will it infect humans? 108 00:05:36,920 --> 00:05:38,481 Well, you know, we got to test it. 109 00:05:38,505 --> 00:05:40,316 We're close to Cleveland. 110 00:05:40,340 --> 00:05:44,029 You wish to test it on rock hard, non? 111 00:05:44,053 --> 00:05:45,196 I'm glad you're back, mate. 112 00:05:45,220 --> 00:05:46,448 Rock hard? 113 00:05:46,472 --> 00:05:48,783 A member of teenage kix. 114 00:05:48,807 --> 00:05:50,744 Rock hard is a living mountain. 115 00:05:50,768 --> 00:05:53,121 Nine hundred pounds of walking granite. 116 00:05:53,145 --> 00:05:57,066 Hasn't been seen since his unspeakable acts at the Lincoln memorial, non? 117 00:05:58,192 --> 00:06:00,253 He skull-fucked Lincoln in the ear, 118 00:06:00,277 --> 00:06:02,557 filled it with so much hot cum it burst out of his mouth. 119 00:06:04,490 --> 00:06:07,552 Which... Makes rock hard the perfect lab rat. 120 00:06:07,576 --> 00:06:09,095 Indestructible or nearly, 121 00:06:09,119 --> 00:06:11,306 almost as strong as homelander, 122 00:06:11,330 --> 00:06:13,475 and no one gives a fuck about him. 123 00:06:13,499 --> 00:06:15,143 So we nip in, 124 00:06:15,167 --> 00:06:17,961 twat him, bring him back here for a dose of kill juice. 125 00:06:18,670 --> 00:06:20,506 Lemon fucking squeezy. 126 00:06:21,465 --> 00:06:24,760 So... Let's get cracking. 127 00:06:25,844 --> 00:06:30,450 We got to stop the hate crimes against supes before they start. 128 00:06:30,474 --> 00:06:33,119 With president Calhoun's freedom to be free act, 129 00:06:33,143 --> 00:06:36,581 local superheroes can now apprehend starlighters 130 00:06:36,605 --> 00:06:39,148 before they commit any more violence. 131 00:06:42,778 --> 00:06:44,714 Here you go. 132 00:06:44,738 --> 00:06:46,216 Where'd you get these from? 133 00:06:46,240 --> 00:06:49,076 Just friends. But... They don't need 'em anymore. 134 00:06:51,370 --> 00:06:53,890 So, how are we gonna do it? 135 00:06:53,914 --> 00:06:55,767 - Do what? - Get the virus away from butcher. 136 00:06:55,791 --> 00:06:57,310 - We kill him. - No, we're not gonna kill him. 137 00:06:57,334 --> 00:06:59,378 We're not just gonna go along with this, right? 138 00:07:01,630 --> 00:07:04,025 I'm sorry, do we all have amnesia? 139 00:07:04,049 --> 00:07:06,027 Have we forgotten how fucked butcher is? 140 00:07:06,051 --> 00:07:08,488 He murdered Vicky in front of her daughter. 141 00:07:08,512 --> 00:07:12,408 Now he wants to murder every supe on the planet, which includes you. 142 00:07:12,432 --> 00:07:14,452 I say we take the virus and we run. 143 00:07:14,476 --> 00:07:15,745 - Or kill him. - Look, 144 00:07:15,769 --> 00:07:20,792 it's 10,000 supes to save eight billion people worldwide. 145 00:07:20,816 --> 00:07:23,110 That's a good price in any war. 146 00:07:24,361 --> 00:07:25,964 Look, kid. 147 00:07:25,988 --> 00:07:28,216 It's a shit decision, all right? We're not denying that. 148 00:07:28,240 --> 00:07:30,844 But they're out there wrangling people up as we speak. 149 00:07:30,868 --> 00:07:32,512 - We don't have a motherfucking choice. - Yes, 150 00:07:32,536 --> 00:07:34,347 there is a choice, and, no, it's not yours to make. 151 00:07:34,371 --> 00:07:36,099 You're not the one who's going to die. 152 00:07:36,123 --> 00:07:37,207 Right? 153 00:07:39,668 --> 00:07:41,419 Why do you always give in to them? 154 00:07:43,463 --> 00:07:44,858 Kimiko, please. 155 00:07:44,882 --> 00:07:46,299 Wait! 156 00:07:58,687 --> 00:07:59,873 Hey. 157 00:07:59,897 --> 00:08:03,585 So... It's been a tough year. 158 00:08:03,609 --> 00:08:04,836 No. No. 159 00:08:04,860 --> 00:08:06,652 I mean, I have been at epcot, mostly. 160 00:08:07,738 --> 00:08:09,591 Why do you bring it up? 161 00:08:09,615 --> 00:08:11,342 Just your whole vibe. 162 00:08:11,366 --> 00:08:12,844 Ditching Ivy and I at the camp. 163 00:08:12,868 --> 00:08:14,868 You're siding with butcher. Your hair's different. 164 00:08:15,746 --> 00:08:17,348 Okay, not so much about the hair. 165 00:08:17,372 --> 00:08:18,832 It's just... 166 00:08:24,004 --> 00:08:26,840 Annie, whatever you had to do... 167 00:08:28,091 --> 00:08:29,152 I get it. 168 00:08:29,176 --> 00:08:30,820 It's okay. 169 00:08:30,844 --> 00:08:32,346 We can... 170 00:08:33,347 --> 00:08:34,640 We can figure this out. 171 00:08:35,724 --> 00:08:37,660 - We can... - Talk? 172 00:08:37,684 --> 00:08:39,143 Yeah. 173 00:08:40,229 --> 00:08:41,230 Or... 174 00:08:42,314 --> 00:08:43,398 counterpoint... 175 00:08:44,483 --> 00:08:46,502 not talk. 176 00:08:46,526 --> 00:08:47,611 I mean... 177 00:08:48,612 --> 00:08:52,198 Yeah, that's a... That's a pretty compelling point. 178 00:09:07,089 --> 00:09:08,316 You stood there. 179 00:09:08,340 --> 00:09:09,400 Mon coeur, listen... 180 00:09:09,424 --> 00:09:11,778 chewed off. Sliced in two by homelander. 181 00:09:11,802 --> 00:09:12,904 Shot here, here, here. 182 00:09:12,928 --> 00:09:14,781 It hurt every time. But the virus? 183 00:09:14,805 --> 00:09:16,866 That was the only time I wanted to die! 184 00:09:16,890 --> 00:09:17,933 The pain. 185 00:09:18,308 --> 00:09:20,203 Agony! Fucking agony! 186 00:09:20,227 --> 00:09:22,038 Butcher's going to do that to me. 187 00:09:22,062 --> 00:09:23,498 And you're okay with it! 188 00:09:23,522 --> 00:09:24,523 No. 189 00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:28,962 On my life, I'm not. 190 00:09:28,986 --> 00:09:33,132 But this is happening with or without us. 191 00:09:33,156 --> 00:09:37,929 So I must learn everything I can about this pestilence, 192 00:09:37,953 --> 00:09:40,454 so I can protect you. 193 00:09:42,124 --> 00:09:45,335 I spent every day of the last year... 194 00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:48,547 dreaming about you. 195 00:09:51,925 --> 00:09:53,551 Of your hair, 196 00:09:55,887 --> 00:09:57,681 your soft skin, 197 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:01,893 I dream. 198 00:10:04,146 --> 00:10:08,150 You think that I would let anything... 199 00:10:09,234 --> 00:10:11,695 take you away from me again? 200 00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:15,406 I dreamt about you, too. 201 00:10:16,742 --> 00:10:19,202 C'est incroyable. 202 00:10:20,746 --> 00:10:24,415 Your voice is even more beautiful than I dreamed. 203 00:10:34,801 --> 00:10:36,260 Clothes off. Now. 204 00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:43,185 Mwah. 205 00:10:45,145 --> 00:10:48,291 Your bottom half, is it fully regrown? 206 00:10:48,315 --> 00:10:51,067 My vagina's tingly and damp. 207 00:11:59,094 --> 00:12:02,722 God... Damn it, a-train. 208 00:12:06,101 --> 00:12:08,621 It didn't need to come to this. 209 00:12:08,645 --> 00:12:09,914 I don't know. 210 00:12:09,938 --> 00:12:12,208 You left me no choice. 211 00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:16,421 I know my leadership style can be... Stern. 212 00:12:16,445 --> 00:12:19,990 But... It was for your own good. 213 00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:25,954 I liked to think of myself as... The big brother... 214 00:12:27,289 --> 00:12:29,332 that you never had. 215 00:12:34,629 --> 00:12:37,965 You remember that girlfriend you had? 216 00:12:40,302 --> 00:12:44,157 Pop... Popfang. 217 00:12:44,181 --> 00:12:45,616 Betrayed us both. 218 00:12:45,640 --> 00:12:47,577 To William butcher, no less. 219 00:12:47,601 --> 00:12:49,603 Huge mess. Your fault. What did I do? 220 00:12:50,729 --> 00:12:52,957 What did I do? 221 00:12:52,981 --> 00:12:55,460 I gave you a chance to make things right. 222 00:12:55,484 --> 00:12:58,528 I-I reached out my hand. 223 00:13:00,155 --> 00:13:02,216 And you bit it. 224 00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:05,803 What did I ever do to deserve that? 225 00:13:05,827 --> 00:13:09,015 What, was I too nurturing? 226 00:13:09,039 --> 00:13:10,558 Too forgiving? Well, maybe. 227 00:13:10,582 --> 00:13:14,020 But, damn it, you weren't like the others. 228 00:13:14,044 --> 00:13:17,231 Snakes, backstabbers. 229 00:13:17,255 --> 00:13:18,608 I could count on you, man. 230 00:13:18,632 --> 00:13:20,193 I did count on you. 231 00:13:20,217 --> 00:13:21,593 I loved you. 232 00:13:23,678 --> 00:13:25,597 But here we are. 233 00:13:26,681 --> 00:13:28,600 Why does this keep happening to me? 234 00:13:34,523 --> 00:13:37,359 I guess the strongest men are the most alone. 235 00:13:39,194 --> 00:13:40,987 You wouldn't understand. 236 00:13:43,573 --> 00:13:45,242 Nobody does. 237 00:14:32,706 --> 00:14:34,767 Firecracker's flaming freedom sticks. 238 00:14:34,791 --> 00:14:36,644 I'm countess crow: 239 00:14:36,668 --> 00:14:38,521 Countess of the crows. 240 00:14:38,545 --> 00:14:42,233 And we're doing a voughtality vamp glam tutorial. 241 00:14:42,257 --> 00:14:43,401 Wankers. 242 00:14:43,425 --> 00:14:45,861 Can't even take a shit without it being sponsored. 243 00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:48,346 You know they get paid, like, 50 grand a post for this shit. 244 00:14:48,930 --> 00:14:50,724 Fifty grand? 245 00:14:51,808 --> 00:14:53,058 Dog wankers. 246 00:14:56,813 --> 00:14:58,040 Guys, we drill any louder 247 00:14:58,064 --> 00:15:00,084 and the real housewives of cunt street are gonna hear. 248 00:15:00,108 --> 00:15:01,335 Frenchie, how much longer? 249 00:15:01,359 --> 00:15:03,838 Teenage kix should head out on patrol any minute. 250 00:15:03,862 --> 00:15:06,173 - They go out, we go in. - Rock hard hasn't posted 251 00:15:06,197 --> 00:15:07,258 in a year. 252 00:15:07,282 --> 00:15:08,968 He might not live here anymore. 253 00:15:08,992 --> 00:15:11,887 Every day, countess crow: Countess of the crows 254 00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:13,889 brings down a protein shake to the basement. 255 00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:16,832 I'd bet my bottom anal beads he's down there. 256 00:15:22,380 --> 00:15:23,506 Everything okay? 257 00:15:24,341 --> 00:15:25,800 All good. 258 00:15:31,765 --> 00:15:34,184 Oi. Look lively back there. 259 00:15:35,101 --> 00:15:37,204 All right, nothing fancy, yeah? 260 00:15:37,228 --> 00:15:39,773 Nip in, twat him, bring him back here. 261 00:15:42,067 --> 00:15:43,109 Keep the engine running. 262 00:15:51,743 --> 00:15:53,577 You ready? 263 00:16:21,022 --> 00:16:23,190 Internet's down. Cams, too. 264 00:16:24,401 --> 00:16:26,403 Yeah, we have a problem. 265 00:16:29,197 --> 00:16:30,782 Putain de merde. 266 00:16:32,784 --> 00:16:34,619 He really let himself go. 267 00:16:38,081 --> 00:16:45,606 The fuck you ass splitters doing in here? 268 00:16:45,630 --> 00:16:49,110 My god, asshole must weigh 30,000 pounds. 269 00:16:49,134 --> 00:16:52,738 My dick weighs more, bitch. 270 00:16:52,762 --> 00:16:55,032 Well, there ain't no way we can move him. 271 00:16:55,056 --> 00:16:57,159 Even with the three of us. 272 00:16:57,183 --> 00:16:59,351 So what now? 273 00:17:15,744 --> 00:17:17,847 You. What the fuck? 274 00:17:17,871 --> 00:17:19,348 No, no. No, no. It's okay. 275 00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:21,142 It's okay. I don't want to hurt you. 276 00:17:21,166 --> 00:17:22,560 You're safe, okay? 277 00:17:22,584 --> 00:17:24,437 You've been in deep freeze again. 278 00:17:24,461 --> 00:17:26,522 Jesus Christ. 279 00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:27,815 For how long? 280 00:17:27,839 --> 00:17:29,567 Almost two years. 281 00:17:29,591 --> 00:17:31,402 In a CIA black site. 282 00:17:31,426 --> 00:17:33,988 I just found out this morning. 283 00:17:34,012 --> 00:17:35,531 You found out this morning? 284 00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:36,490 Yeah. 285 00:17:36,514 --> 00:17:38,767 But that just happens to be in your room? 286 00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:43,831 Did you fuck me? 287 00:17:43,855 --> 00:17:44,874 What? 288 00:17:44,898 --> 00:17:46,792 - Is this some kind of incest thing? - No! 289 00:17:46,816 --> 00:17:50,504 - Then what the fuck is this? - Look, I... 290 00:17:50,528 --> 00:17:52,882 I want you to find William butcher. 291 00:17:52,906 --> 00:17:54,216 Find him yourself. 292 00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:56,719 Well, the people that work for me are limited. 293 00:17:56,743 --> 00:17:59,972 And you are the best tracker there is. 294 00:17:59,996 --> 00:18:03,058 I just, I need you to find him and report back. 295 00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:04,083 Very simple. 296 00:18:05,168 --> 00:18:08,230 You want me... To work for you? 297 00:18:08,254 --> 00:18:10,858 Well, why don't we say "work with me"? 298 00:18:10,882 --> 00:18:13,152 And... I can help you. 299 00:18:13,176 --> 00:18:15,863 I can give you a proper comeback. 300 00:18:15,887 --> 00:18:17,490 I don't need you for that. 301 00:18:17,514 --> 00:18:21,243 Well, the whole world does think that you're a Russian spy, so... 302 00:18:21,267 --> 00:18:23,037 Okay. 303 00:18:23,061 --> 00:18:24,121 All right. 304 00:18:24,145 --> 00:18:25,873 Listen to me. 305 00:18:25,897 --> 00:18:28,292 I'm no ass-felching commie. 306 00:18:28,316 --> 00:18:29,585 You got that?! 307 00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:34,048 I know, I know. And, listen, I am vought now. 308 00:18:34,072 --> 00:18:35,132 Me. 309 00:18:35,156 --> 00:18:36,467 So, the public, 310 00:18:36,491 --> 00:18:39,887 they're gonna believe that you are whatever I tell them you are. 311 00:18:39,911 --> 00:18:41,514 I can resurrect you. 312 00:18:41,538 --> 00:18:44,290 I can give you back what you lost. 313 00:18:44,874 --> 00:18:47,186 I can even make you number two in the seven. 314 00:18:47,210 --> 00:18:48,419 Number two? 315 00:18:50,380 --> 00:18:52,006 Or how about I finish the job... 316 00:18:53,007 --> 00:18:55,218 and blast you to kingdom fuck. 317 00:18:57,303 --> 00:18:59,323 Yeah, you could try. 318 00:18:59,347 --> 00:19:02,976 Who knows, you might even fry the v right out of my blood. 319 00:19:04,894 --> 00:19:06,229 Or you might not. 320 00:19:07,689 --> 00:19:09,583 But I'm betting 321 00:19:09,607 --> 00:19:12,127 that you hate William butcher more than you... 322 00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:14,839 Than you hate... me. 323 00:19:14,863 --> 00:19:17,591 After all, I'm-I'm not the one that betrayed you. 324 00:19:17,615 --> 00:19:18,926 Am I? 325 00:19:18,950 --> 00:19:20,159 I tried to kill you. 326 00:19:21,244 --> 00:19:22,638 Minute I turn my back, 327 00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:25,206 how do I know you won't return the favor? 328 00:19:25,790 --> 00:19:27,916 Look... 329 00:19:35,383 --> 00:19:37,886 You find William butcher for me... 330 00:19:39,804 --> 00:19:41,389 all is forgiven. 331 00:19:50,273 --> 00:19:53,377 Looks like a fucking kindergarten ashtray. 332 00:19:53,401 --> 00:19:55,588 Improve your sleep. 333 00:19:55,612 --> 00:19:58,257 Strengthen your immune system. 334 00:19:58,281 --> 00:20:00,384 Nourish your soul. 335 00:20:00,408 --> 00:20:04,346 The ancient taoists believed that perineum sunning stopped qi, 336 00:20:04,370 --> 00:20:08,642 life force, from leaving the body and invited prana, 337 00:20:08,666 --> 00:20:10,477 solar energy, in. 338 00:20:10,501 --> 00:20:12,563 Don't ignore your anal wellness. 339 00:20:12,587 --> 00:20:15,941 Introducing the new deep brand sigma solarium by vought. 340 00:20:15,965 --> 00:20:18,903 By bros, for bros. 341 00:20:18,927 --> 00:20:21,238 Okay, we need - to abort. - Your 342 00:20:21,262 --> 00:20:24,974 mom should have aborted you. 343 00:20:26,309 --> 00:20:27,411 Fuck it. 344 00:20:27,435 --> 00:20:28,787 We'll test it here. 345 00:20:28,811 --> 00:20:30,164 What test? 346 00:20:30,188 --> 00:20:33,876 Monsieur charcutier, if the virus is contagious as sameer says, c'est fini. 347 00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:36,587 - The game is over. - No, butcher's right. 348 00:20:36,611 --> 00:20:40,466 Rock hard has seen us, so we can't leave. 349 00:20:40,490 --> 00:20:41,383 Virus? 350 00:20:41,407 --> 00:20:43,260 - What virus? - Look, 351 00:20:43,284 --> 00:20:45,846 I didn't break you lot out of the pen to flap about. 352 00:20:45,870 --> 00:20:48,474 Now, all we got to do is seal the ventilation, 353 00:20:48,498 --> 00:20:49,934 every exit point, 354 00:20:49,958 --> 00:20:53,187 tighter than a boy scout's arsehole at a jamboree. 355 00:20:53,211 --> 00:20:55,254 Non, non, non, non, c'est pas possible. 356 00:20:58,007 --> 00:20:59,217 Maybe. 357 00:21:02,720 --> 00:21:04,990 Yo. 358 00:21:05,014 --> 00:21:07,910 Is that motherfucker holding his breath? 359 00:21:07,934 --> 00:21:10,663 [Frenchie his heart rate is ten beats per minute. 360 00:21:10,687 --> 00:21:13,165 He can probably hold his breath for a couple of hours, 361 00:21:13,189 --> 00:21:14,833 like a blue whale. 362 00:21:14,857 --> 00:21:17,544 If he won't breathe, how do we get the virus in him? 363 00:21:17,568 --> 00:21:20,547 Well, he ain't our first whale, is he? 364 00:21:20,571 --> 00:21:23,133 You lot sort this. I'll fetch the virus. 365 00:21:23,157 --> 00:21:24,492 Kimiko, you're with me. 366 00:21:30,915 --> 00:21:35,211 Oi, you two. Leave it out, would you. We're fuckin' working here. 367 00:21:36,838 --> 00:21:38,357 Hey. 368 00:21:38,381 --> 00:21:40,317 I'm coming with you. 369 00:21:40,341 --> 00:21:42,426 - What for? - I don't trust you. 370 00:21:44,637 --> 00:21:46,699 Yeah. 371 00:21:46,723 --> 00:21:48,140 Suit yourself. 372 00:21:52,687 --> 00:21:55,791 We've so far identified the location of 10,000 373 00:21:55,815 --> 00:21:57,543 active starlight sympathizers. 374 00:21:57,567 --> 00:21:59,920 Coincidentally, the map is almost identical 375 00:21:59,944 --> 00:22:01,547 to where the most nut milks are consumed. 376 00:22:01,571 --> 00:22:02,673 Where's noir? 377 00:22:02,697 --> 00:22:05,050 He just disappears every afternoon. 378 00:22:05,074 --> 00:22:06,301 Won't say where he's going. Won't say shit. 379 00:22:06,325 --> 00:22:07,761 Thinks he's all method. 380 00:22:07,785 --> 00:22:10,889 Fucking meisner technique. 381 00:22:10,913 --> 00:22:12,766 - Is that a Jew thing? - We are using 382 00:22:12,790 --> 00:22:15,769 local supes and law enforcement to round them up, 383 00:22:15,793 --> 00:22:19,023 but you can invoke the insurrection act if we need to deploy the military, 384 00:22:19,047 --> 00:22:20,691 - Mr. President. - Good idea. 385 00:22:20,715 --> 00:22:23,819 What qualifies someone as an active star lighter? 386 00:22:23,843 --> 00:22:27,698 That's gonna be anyone who posts pro-starlight or anti-homelander content. 387 00:22:27,722 --> 00:22:30,993 Honestly, the voughtbook algorithm does most of the work for us. 388 00:22:31,017 --> 00:22:36,206 We have got, what, 52,000 data points on every user. 389 00:22:36,230 --> 00:22:37,857 We truly live in an age of wonder. 390 00:22:38,691 --> 00:22:42,713 But we are gonna need to triple the amount of freedom camps to hold them all. 391 00:22:42,737 --> 00:22:43,630 Love it. 392 00:22:43,654 --> 00:22:46,759 It's just that, after we've paid for vought's military contracts, 393 00:22:46,783 --> 00:22:48,719 all those corporate tax breaks, 394 00:22:48,743 --> 00:22:51,346 and for the existing freedom camps, 395 00:22:51,370 --> 00:22:53,307 treasury's running a little dry. 396 00:22:53,331 --> 00:22:56,185 People get twitchy at rounding up their neighbors, 397 00:22:56,209 --> 00:22:58,812 but they'll flat-out revolt if we raise taxes. 398 00:22:58,836 --> 00:23:01,774 The president is thinking how insane this is right now. 399 00:23:01,798 --> 00:23:04,735 He'll back you. You can do it, speak up. 400 00:23:04,759 --> 00:23:08,155 And a lot of these sympathizers are vought customers. 401 00:23:08,179 --> 00:23:11,325 Won't their arrests eat into your bottom line? 402 00:23:11,349 --> 00:23:14,369 Nah, we'll just start selling ads on vought plus. 403 00:23:14,393 --> 00:23:17,581 Wow. Amazing Ashley. You're a real Che Guevara. 404 00:23:17,605 --> 00:23:19,333 Well, alrighty then, let me ask 405 00:23:19,357 --> 00:23:21,025 the most important question. 406 00:23:22,318 --> 00:23:24,027 Do I got immunity? 407 00:23:34,455 --> 00:23:36,517 For fuck's sake. 408 00:23:36,541 --> 00:23:38,268 Soldier boy, 409 00:23:38,292 --> 00:23:41,188 this is the president, vice president of the United States of America. 410 00:23:41,212 --> 00:23:42,856 They work for me. 411 00:23:42,880 --> 00:23:45,984 Everyone, soldier boy is gonna be number two 412 00:23:46,008 --> 00:23:48,904 in the seven, once he has located 413 00:23:48,928 --> 00:23:51,365 William butcher and Annie January. 414 00:23:51,389 --> 00:23:53,408 What? Wait, wait, what, sir? No, sir. I... 415 00:23:53,432 --> 00:23:55,953 - I can do this. I can bring them in. - Like you did with a-train? 416 00:23:55,977 --> 00:24:00,666 We're going in a new direction, deep. Competence. 417 00:24:00,690 --> 00:24:04,086 And Steve, soldier boy's gonna need a full pardon. 418 00:24:04,110 --> 00:24:08,865 Well, sir, he, he was guilty of... You know, treason. 419 00:24:10,700 --> 00:24:13,512 - Consider it done, sir. - Terrific. 420 00:24:13,536 --> 00:24:16,181 And you know what? I'm sure the man's dying for a drink. 421 00:24:16,205 --> 00:24:18,374 Steve, can you make him a... 422 00:24:19,750 --> 00:24:21,895 - Manhattan. - Manhattan. 423 00:24:21,919 --> 00:24:24,690 - Thanks, Steve. - Of course. 424 00:24:24,714 --> 00:24:29,486 - Can I get you a-a glass of milk, sir? - No. 425 00:24:29,510 --> 00:24:31,738 Stephen. 426 00:24:31,762 --> 00:24:33,723 I'll also have a Manhattan. 427 00:24:35,433 --> 00:24:37,911 Goddamn. 428 00:24:37,935 --> 00:24:41,456 Since when could supes tea-bag the president? 429 00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:43,107 Since me. 430 00:24:58,289 --> 00:25:01,416 Okay, what's next? 431 00:25:05,630 --> 00:25:06,714 What is it? 432 00:25:13,846 --> 00:25:16,432 Look out! 433 00:25:17,016 --> 00:25:19,286 - God. - Putain. 434 00:25:19,310 --> 00:25:23,457 Bien sur. It's mountain pornography. 435 00:25:23,481 --> 00:25:27,711 - What? - Almost got you fuckers. 436 00:25:27,735 --> 00:25:29,213 Ha ha. 437 00:25:29,237 --> 00:25:33,300 Sh... Nope. 438 00:25:33,324 --> 00:25:35,952 At least that explains how he's grown. 439 00:25:37,745 --> 00:25:40,390 From bashing his bishop. 440 00:25:40,414 --> 00:25:41,748 Gross. 441 00:25:50,508 --> 00:25:52,176 Now that's what I'm talking about. 442 00:25:53,636 --> 00:25:55,763 God. 443 00:25:57,640 --> 00:25:59,641 Fucking unsanitary. 444 00:26:23,624 --> 00:26:27,229 So, our first step is gonna be to use the fire cracking primer. 445 00:26:27,253 --> 00:26:29,713 It's an amazing base, and is used by the most trusted... 446 00:26:30,923 --> 00:26:35,946 Next up will be to apply my fave foundation from my voughtality collab, 447 00:26:35,970 --> 00:26:36,989 velvet Ember. 448 00:26:37,013 --> 00:26:39,324 It doesn't fade, even after a long day of shoving 449 00:26:39,348 --> 00:26:43,036 starlighters into police vans. 450 00:26:43,060 --> 00:26:45,455 We talked about this. I don't have a choice. 451 00:26:45,479 --> 00:26:47,666 They make me do this. 452 00:26:47,690 --> 00:26:50,502 Here we go. 453 00:26:50,526 --> 00:26:53,005 Today, I'm gonna be going for a dark hero look. 454 00:26:53,029 --> 00:26:56,633 So, we're gonna be using black noir's noir black liquid eyeliner because it is 455 00:26:56,657 --> 00:26:58,719 the goat. 456 00:26:58,743 --> 00:27:02,306 You dare enter my dark domain? 457 00:27:02,330 --> 00:27:05,934 Countess of the crows. 458 00:27:05,958 --> 00:27:08,812 And I shall make you rue the day that you decided... 459 00:27:08,836 --> 00:27:10,337 Fucking shit! 460 00:27:17,678 --> 00:27:18,971 Fuck. 461 00:27:20,056 --> 00:27:21,867 C'est ça. 462 00:27:21,891 --> 00:27:27,372 It's like each layer of cum represents the slow passage of time. 463 00:27:27,396 --> 00:27:29,458 It's like a metaphor for life, non? 464 00:27:29,482 --> 00:27:33,235 It's a metaphor for my balls. 465 00:27:37,990 --> 00:27:41,178 Mademoiselle Annie, what is the matter? 466 00:27:41,202 --> 00:27:44,014 A star lighter cell in St. Louis was raided, so 467 00:27:44,038 --> 00:27:45,682 they're all gone. 468 00:27:45,706 --> 00:27:50,187 Just like the one in Portland and Sacramento and Boise and... 469 00:27:50,211 --> 00:27:54,006 I guess we can add a-train to that list, right? 470 00:27:55,257 --> 00:27:58,010 You didn't kill them. 471 00:27:59,095 --> 00:28:00,280 They chose to fight. 472 00:28:00,304 --> 00:28:03,241 Yeah, because they thought that I was going to save them. 473 00:28:03,265 --> 00:28:06,370 I told them that we were gonna make it out. 474 00:28:06,394 --> 00:28:10,397 Fucking easy for me to say. I'm bulletproof. 475 00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:14,669 Have you told pet it Hughie any of this? 476 00:28:14,693 --> 00:28:18,697 No, no, because he'll say it wasn't my fault, s-so I can't. 477 00:28:22,159 --> 00:28:25,371 So, this is why you do not care if the virus kills you. 478 00:28:26,580 --> 00:28:30,042 I led them to a shallow grave. 479 00:28:32,670 --> 00:28:36,149 So I just get a fucking white picket fence 480 00:28:36,173 --> 00:28:38,902 and cherry pie? No. 481 00:28:38,926 --> 00:28:40,529 I can't live like that. 482 00:28:40,553 --> 00:28:44,013 If I follow them, it's the only thing that makes sense. 483 00:28:50,813 --> 00:28:56,444 I am the heavyweight champion in torturing myself over lives lost. 484 00:28:57,695 --> 00:29:01,240 And, yes, it's easier to wallow in your guilt. 485 00:29:04,493 --> 00:29:05,971 But tough fucking shit. 486 00:29:05,995 --> 00:29:09,641 You get up every day and you keep going. 487 00:29:09,665 --> 00:29:13,002 Anything else is an insult to the dead. 488 00:29:15,754 --> 00:29:16,898 You creep. 489 00:29:16,922 --> 00:29:18,817 Just let go! 490 00:29:18,841 --> 00:29:20,110 Get your chapped, old man hands off of me. 491 00:29:20,134 --> 00:29:21,319 Guess who didn't make it to patrol today? 492 00:29:21,343 --> 00:29:22,821 Shit. 493 00:29:22,845 --> 00:29:24,322 Starlight? 494 00:29:24,346 --> 00:29:25,949 My god. 495 00:29:25,973 --> 00:29:27,683 You guys are terrorists. 496 00:29:28,851 --> 00:29:30,478 What do we do with her? 497 00:29:31,854 --> 00:29:33,522 Same as rock hard. 498 00:29:35,941 --> 00:29:37,526 We don't have a choice. 499 00:29:39,904 --> 00:29:42,340 All right. Come on. 500 00:29:42,364 --> 00:29:43,550 No. What? 501 00:29:43,574 --> 00:29:45,576 Let me go! 502 00:29:49,205 --> 00:29:50,622 Baby killer! 503 00:30:02,510 --> 00:30:03,987 No. 504 00:30:04,011 --> 00:30:07,866 Pounced on this star lighter scum right in our own neighborhood. 505 00:30:07,890 --> 00:30:10,744 All this crime-stopping makes me so thirsty. 506 00:30:10,768 --> 00:30:12,829 Turbo rush. 507 00:30:12,853 --> 00:30:16,875 The drink of heroes. Only 15 calories. 508 00:30:16,899 --> 00:30:19,085 Cut. 509 00:30:19,109 --> 00:30:21,338 That was a good take. No, no, please. 510 00:30:21,362 --> 00:30:22,547 This is a mistake. 511 00:30:22,571 --> 00:30:23,590 - I am not a star lighter. - Shh. 512 00:30:23,614 --> 00:30:25,592 "Only 15 calories." 513 00:30:25,616 --> 00:30:28,428 - Yeah? - "Now with acai" 514 00:30:28,452 --> 00:30:31,014 - "and maca root." - Fuck, I forgot about that. 515 00:30:31,038 --> 00:30:33,683 - Mom! - No, Corey, go back inside, please. 516 00:30:33,707 --> 00:30:36,144 Yo! You stay back 517 00:30:36,168 --> 00:30:38,921 'cause if you ruin my shot, it's on-sight, bitch. 518 00:30:39,505 --> 00:30:40,899 Okay, let's go again. 519 00:30:40,923 --> 00:30:42,776 And fix your tits, they're lopsided. 520 00:30:42,800 --> 00:30:44,569 Okay, come on, come on. 521 00:30:44,593 --> 00:30:48,490 All this crime-stopping makes me so thirsty. 522 00:30:48,514 --> 00:30:52,685 Turbo rush. Now with acai and maca root. 523 00:30:53,269 --> 00:30:55,580 - That's fucking perfect. - Okay, great. 524 00:30:55,604 --> 00:30:56,748 - Okay. Have fun in camp. - Let's go. 525 00:30:56,772 --> 00:30:58,106 - No. Please. No. - Mom! 526 00:31:02,069 --> 00:31:03,713 Mom! 527 00:31:03,737 --> 00:31:05,465 - Pull over. - Not a chance. 528 00:31:05,489 --> 00:31:06,550 We have to help them. 529 00:31:06,574 --> 00:31:10,095 Help them, and every supe within 500 miles will be up our arse within the hour. 530 00:31:10,119 --> 00:31:12,973 We stay the course, minds on the fucking job. 531 00:31:12,997 --> 00:31:14,914 Fuck the job. 532 00:31:17,668 --> 00:31:18,668 Kimiko. 533 00:31:19,169 --> 00:31:20,296 Don't. 534 00:31:43,402 --> 00:31:44,921 Homelander? 535 00:31:44,945 --> 00:31:46,655 Shit. 536 00:31:48,365 --> 00:31:49,366 Homelander? 537 00:31:54,872 --> 00:31:55,974 Sage. 538 00:31:55,998 --> 00:32:00,502 - Hey. - I was just... What can I do... for you? 539 00:32:01,670 --> 00:32:04,107 Well, that was quite a surprise today. 540 00:32:04,131 --> 00:32:06,359 Are you sure waking him was the right call? 541 00:32:06,383 --> 00:32:09,279 - Yes. - Did you tell soldier boy about the virus? 542 00:32:09,303 --> 00:32:12,222 No. I did not. Of course not. 543 00:32:13,807 --> 00:32:16,328 Well, what am I gonna say? 544 00:32:16,352 --> 00:32:20,415 "Yeah, hey, I really want you to do this job for me, but careful, 545 00:32:20,439 --> 00:32:24,628 'cause there's a supe-killing virus out there, and you may die screaming." 546 00:32:24,652 --> 00:32:27,631 Sure he would've jumped at that. 547 00:32:27,655 --> 00:32:31,033 You have a lot to learn about managing big personalities, young lady. 548 00:32:33,452 --> 00:32:36,890 Well, besides, if there is a virus out there, 549 00:32:36,914 --> 00:32:40,352 better he take the risk than us, right? 550 00:32:40,376 --> 00:32:42,479 - That's tactical. - Exactly. 551 00:32:42,503 --> 00:32:44,022 'Cause for a moment, I was afraid 552 00:32:44,046 --> 00:32:46,340 you'd only woken him because he was your dad. 553 00:32:49,635 --> 00:32:51,571 So, when he gets infected and he dies... 554 00:32:51,595 --> 00:32:52,656 you don't know that's gonna happen. 555 00:32:52,680 --> 00:32:55,325 When it does, you won't go to pieces. 556 00:32:55,349 --> 00:32:58,870 'Cause it was tactical, right? 557 00:32:58,894 --> 00:32:59,937 Right? 558 00:33:34,012 --> 00:33:36,658 Testing a biological weapon in an uncontrolled environment 559 00:33:36,682 --> 00:33:37,766 is dangerous enough. 560 00:33:38,517 --> 00:33:40,537 Transporting it without the necessary precautions... 561 00:33:40,561 --> 00:33:43,814 all right, all right. Less talking, more giving. 562 00:33:45,232 --> 00:33:46,233 I'll take it. 563 00:33:52,865 --> 00:33:54,217 So, how fragile is this? 564 00:33:54,241 --> 00:33:57,804 Very, very fragile. 565 00:33:57,828 --> 00:33:59,180 If it broke on the way? 566 00:33:59,204 --> 00:34:01,081 It could kill every superhero on earth. 567 00:34:02,166 --> 00:34:07,087 There's also a non-zero percent chance it could wipe out every human on earth. 568 00:34:09,423 --> 00:34:12,050 Well... 569 00:34:12,634 --> 00:34:14,720 Best not drop it, ay? 570 00:34:17,431 --> 00:34:18,848 Thank you so much. 571 00:34:26,732 --> 00:34:28,567 Breathe, putain. 572 00:34:39,495 --> 00:34:41,014 You get him to breathe yet? 573 00:34:41,038 --> 00:34:42,265 What? 574 00:34:42,289 --> 00:34:46,144 - Did you get him to breathe yet? - Enculé. 575 00:34:46,168 --> 00:34:48,605 Non. Le connard is impervious. 576 00:34:48,629 --> 00:34:50,148 The rest of the kix will be back soon. 577 00:34:50,172 --> 00:34:53,132 Merde alors. We're doing everything we can. 578 00:35:03,101 --> 00:35:05,079 You know, you were wrong earlier. 579 00:35:05,103 --> 00:35:07,123 - We're not terrorists. - On god, 580 00:35:07,147 --> 00:35:10,919 when everyone comes back, jetstreak's gonna shoot an rpg up your ass 581 00:35:10,943 --> 00:35:14,130 and she line is gonna take a shit in the gaping hole that's left. 582 00:35:14,154 --> 00:35:18,218 Look, you being here was not part of the plan, all right? 583 00:35:18,242 --> 00:35:20,261 It's just a shitty situation. 584 00:35:20,285 --> 00:35:23,163 Yeah, the shittiness ratio is absolutely equal here. 585 00:35:28,085 --> 00:35:30,939 We don't want to be here any longer than we have to be. 586 00:35:30,963 --> 00:35:34,967 All we need is to get rock hard to breathe. 587 00:35:38,136 --> 00:35:40,949 Does your face full of pubes mean your friends fuck your pussy mouth? 588 00:35:40,973 --> 00:35:43,493 I got a teenage daughter. 589 00:35:43,517 --> 00:35:45,954 That shit right there bounces right off me. 590 00:35:45,978 --> 00:35:49,833 Hey, didn't you use to have, like, ten crows at one time? 591 00:35:49,857 --> 00:35:51,960 What's it called, a murder? 592 00:35:51,984 --> 00:35:55,255 Let me guess. 593 00:35:55,279 --> 00:35:56,965 Sheline ate your crows. 594 00:35:56,989 --> 00:35:59,926 Damn. Countess, 595 00:35:59,950 --> 00:36:02,512 they don't give a fuck about you or the two crows you have left. 596 00:36:02,536 --> 00:36:04,889 Their names are Russell and Cameron. 597 00:36:04,913 --> 00:36:07,809 Point is, vought doesn't care about y'all neither. 598 00:36:07,833 --> 00:36:10,562 They're training you for, what, 60% of your earnings? 599 00:36:10,586 --> 00:36:12,086 It's ridiculous. 600 00:36:15,173 --> 00:36:18,319 - Motherfucker, don't go through my shit. - Prozac, 601 00:36:18,343 --> 00:36:20,738 Wellbutrin, Lexapro. 602 00:36:20,762 --> 00:36:23,533 - Great, great. - Kid, what are you, 19 years old? 603 00:36:23,557 --> 00:36:26,327 Why are you grinding yourself to the nubs for these people? 604 00:36:26,351 --> 00:36:29,414 All they're gonna do is squeeze you for every cent you got, 605 00:36:29,438 --> 00:36:31,457 and then sell you out in a heartbeat. 606 00:36:31,481 --> 00:36:34,568 Why are you risking your life for them? 607 00:36:39,114 --> 00:36:41,885 Please. Please don't kill me. 608 00:36:41,909 --> 00:36:44,220 I just want to go home. 609 00:36:44,244 --> 00:36:47,873 I miss my mom and my dad. 610 00:36:48,957 --> 00:36:50,125 Please. 611 00:37:01,887 --> 00:37:03,013 Careful. 612 00:37:08,602 --> 00:37:10,622 Oi. Fucking smile, Hughie. 613 00:37:10,646 --> 00:37:12,564 Ain't you a little glad a-train's dead? 614 00:37:15,525 --> 00:37:18,254 No, I'm not glad he's dead. 615 00:37:18,278 --> 00:37:21,591 A-train did a lot of horrible things, but he saved our lives, 616 00:37:21,615 --> 00:37:24,385 and he died a hero. A real hero. 617 00:37:24,409 --> 00:37:27,138 There are a lot of other supes that don't deserve to die either. 618 00:37:27,162 --> 00:37:31,225 Listen, I know you just done a year in the gulag, 619 00:37:31,249 --> 00:37:34,312 you've earned your seat at the table, so... 620 00:37:34,336 --> 00:37:35,897 I'll give it to you straight. 621 00:37:35,921 --> 00:37:39,400 You got to knock this wet, gaping pussy shite on the head, mate. 622 00:37:39,424 --> 00:37:41,945 Ain't doing no one no favors. 623 00:37:41,969 --> 00:37:43,613 Especially your girl. 624 00:37:43,637 --> 00:37:45,615 I mean, that's why she's giving you the cold shoulder. 625 00:37:45,639 --> 00:37:47,742 Don't talk to me about Annie. You don't know what's going on with her. 626 00:37:47,766 --> 00:37:50,119 Well, I know that she finally knows the fucking score. 627 00:37:50,143 --> 00:37:51,621 And she knows that you 628 00:37:51,645 --> 00:37:56,334 poncing about with this Jiminy cricket, listen-to-your-heart bollocks 629 00:37:56,358 --> 00:37:58,151 is just gonna get her killed. 630 00:38:00,904 --> 00:38:03,573 Is there any part of you left that's still human? 631 00:38:06,743 --> 00:38:09,681 You're gonna get Annie killed, not me. 632 00:38:09,705 --> 00:38:12,165 But I won't let you do it. 633 00:38:15,252 --> 00:38:17,087 Noted. 634 00:38:28,724 --> 00:38:30,183 - Fuck! - Hughie, the vial! 635 00:38:33,145 --> 00:38:34,271 It's good. 636 00:38:37,482 --> 00:38:39,275 Wait, is that...? 637 00:38:42,237 --> 00:38:45,466 - Well, well, well. - He's dead, right? 638 00:38:45,490 --> 00:38:47,719 He's supposed to be dead? 639 00:38:47,743 --> 00:38:50,054 Supposed to be. 640 00:38:50,078 --> 00:38:52,330 Mallory put him in ice for a bit. 641 00:38:54,916 --> 00:38:56,793 You're telling us this now? 642 00:38:58,712 --> 00:39:00,481 Somebody up there likes us, mate. 643 00:39:00,505 --> 00:39:02,066 In what fucking way? 644 00:39:02,090 --> 00:39:04,444 Well, we wanted a Guinea pig. 645 00:39:04,468 --> 00:39:06,136 Who better than homelander's old man? 646 00:39:09,097 --> 00:39:11,266 New plan. 647 00:39:11,933 --> 00:39:12,934 Oi. 648 00:39:14,019 --> 00:39:15,747 Ain't you supposed to be a giant ice dildo? 649 00:39:15,771 --> 00:39:17,749 Aren't you supposed to be smart? 650 00:39:17,773 --> 00:39:20,668 Renting a truck under the name "Don t. Beakunt," 651 00:39:20,692 --> 00:39:23,212 same alias when we headed to herogasm. 652 00:39:23,236 --> 00:39:25,071 Well, oldie, but a goodie. 653 00:39:29,367 --> 00:39:32,871 No, mate. Just you and me. 654 00:39:41,421 --> 00:39:42,690 I guess it's true. 655 00:39:42,714 --> 00:39:44,776 You're one of us now. 656 00:39:44,800 --> 00:39:47,487 Well, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em. 657 00:39:47,511 --> 00:39:50,990 - Then fucking beat 'em. - Being super is not gonna save you. 658 00:39:51,014 --> 00:39:52,575 That don't stop us helping each other. 659 00:39:52,599 --> 00:39:56,329 Homelander's double the cunt now, if that's even possible. 660 00:39:56,353 --> 00:39:57,914 He needs doing more than ever. 661 00:39:57,938 --> 00:40:00,124 You still fancy his seat on the seven, don't you? 662 00:40:00,148 --> 00:40:02,001 Fuck you. We had a deal. 663 00:40:02,025 --> 00:40:04,087 I held up my end of the bargain, 664 00:40:04,111 --> 00:40:07,882 and you sold me out, put me back in a fucking box. 665 00:40:07,906 --> 00:40:09,092 And for what? 666 00:40:09,116 --> 00:40:11,177 'Cause I was gonna kill some dumb kid? 667 00:40:11,201 --> 00:40:14,263 - That kid is your grandson. - Well, was it worth it? 668 00:40:14,287 --> 00:40:16,724 You feeling good about that call right about now? 669 00:40:16,748 --> 00:40:18,434 Where is that fucking brat? 670 00:40:18,458 --> 00:40:20,603 Homelander's the one fucking you over, mate. 671 00:40:20,627 --> 00:40:23,523 Or did he mention that we've got an Uber-virus 672 00:40:23,547 --> 00:40:27,026 strong enough to kill every fucking supe on the planet? 673 00:40:27,050 --> 00:40:28,986 - Bullshit. - God's honest. 674 00:40:29,010 --> 00:40:31,054 The things this virus can do... 675 00:40:32,639 --> 00:40:35,243 Fucking diabolical. 676 00:40:35,267 --> 00:40:39,413 Why do you think he sent you here instead of coming himself? 677 00:40:39,437 --> 00:40:42,440 You're the sacrificial cunt again. 678 00:40:43,859 --> 00:40:47,279 - I guess we'll see. - You don't get it, do you? 679 00:40:48,363 --> 00:40:54,554 Me, homelander, your old crew, everyone fucks you over. 680 00:40:54,578 --> 00:40:56,079 Do you want to know why? 681 00:40:57,622 --> 00:41:01,960 'Cause you are a dumb fucking twat. 682 00:41:07,549 --> 00:41:09,259 What the fuck was that? 683 00:41:18,393 --> 00:41:19,394 Hey. 684 00:41:19,978 --> 00:41:22,522 - You two fucktards the local supes? - Holy shit. 685 00:41:23,190 --> 00:41:24,191 Soldier boy? 686 00:41:24,774 --> 00:41:26,943 What? You're a dead socialist. 687 00:41:28,570 --> 00:41:30,131 The fuck? 688 00:41:30,155 --> 00:41:31,257 That's for being stupid. 689 00:41:31,281 --> 00:41:34,802 Now shut your cum bucket and listen. A jap and a fairy took off east. 690 00:41:34,826 --> 00:41:36,762 Find them and kill them, 691 00:41:36,786 --> 00:41:38,472 or I'm gonna rip your intestines out of your asses 692 00:41:38,496 --> 00:41:40,040 and tie them together like shoelaces. 693 00:41:41,750 --> 00:41:42,750 Move! 694 00:41:45,378 --> 00:41:47,172 Fuck. 695 00:41:50,675 --> 00:41:52,928 Fucking figures. 696 00:41:57,432 --> 00:41:59,911 - M.m., get ready, we're coming in. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 697 00:41:59,935 --> 00:42:00,935 Slow down, kid. 698 00:42:02,520 --> 00:42:03,604 Soldier boy? 699 00:42:04,898 --> 00:42:06,274 He's alive? 700 00:42:06,858 --> 00:42:08,085 Fuck that. 701 00:42:08,109 --> 00:42:11,153 Just h-how long do we have? Just... Hughie? Hughie? 702 00:42:13,323 --> 00:42:14,324 We got to move. 703 00:42:15,367 --> 00:42:17,261 A fucking h-bomb is headed this way. 704 00:42:17,285 --> 00:42:18,536 Shit. 705 00:42:48,733 --> 00:42:49,901 Go. 706 00:43:29,816 --> 00:43:30,876 Whoo! 707 00:43:30,900 --> 00:43:34,463 I got to drop a dookie. Get it? 708 00:43:34,487 --> 00:43:37,383 That's you. 709 00:43:37,407 --> 00:43:38,657 You're the dookie. 710 00:43:42,412 --> 00:43:43,538 Hughie. 711 00:43:59,846 --> 00:44:01,765 I got you. 712 00:44:03,391 --> 00:44:04,851 I know. 713 00:44:17,405 --> 00:44:18,382 My god. Are you okay? 714 00:44:18,406 --> 00:44:19,717 - Is the virus...? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 715 00:44:19,741 --> 00:44:20,901 - It's good, I think. - Okay. 716 00:44:23,620 --> 00:44:25,014 Oi! 717 00:44:25,038 --> 00:44:26,682 - Cunts! - Shit. 718 00:44:26,706 --> 00:44:28,517 - Move! - No. 719 00:44:28,541 --> 00:44:29,584 Come! 720 00:44:33,213 --> 00:44:35,191 Jesus. 721 00:44:35,215 --> 00:44:36,215 You're with me. 722 00:44:39,052 --> 00:44:40,053 Hey. 723 00:44:47,977 --> 00:44:49,497 Hughie Campbell. 724 00:44:49,521 --> 00:44:53,167 How is a useless cock gobbler like you still alive? 725 00:44:53,191 --> 00:44:56,170 All your jokes are about dudes blowing dudes. 726 00:44:56,194 --> 00:44:57,362 You're kind of obsessed. 727 00:45:00,156 --> 00:45:01,801 Is this the virus he was going on about? 728 00:45:01,825 --> 00:45:04,804 The so-called supe-killer? 729 00:45:04,828 --> 00:45:07,264 Well, not today, you semen-swilling butt pirate. 730 00:45:07,288 --> 00:45:08,289 What? 731 00:45:14,003 --> 00:45:17,400 No virus. Bitch, I will 732 00:45:17,424 --> 00:45:21,529 - shoot hot cum in your face. - Bro. 733 00:45:21,553 --> 00:45:23,011 Do not nut right now. 734 00:45:30,687 --> 00:45:31,770 What the f...? 735 00:45:53,793 --> 00:45:55,336 No. 736 00:45:56,546 --> 00:45:58,065 No. 737 00:45:58,089 --> 00:45:59,841 Hey. 738 00:46:37,378 --> 00:46:39,273 Hey. 739 00:46:39,297 --> 00:46:40,757 M! 740 00:47:02,111 --> 00:47:05,799 Notre père, qui est aux cieux, que ton nom soit sanctifié. 741 00:47:05,823 --> 00:47:07,635 Well? 742 00:47:07,659 --> 00:47:08,928 They dead? 743 00:47:08,952 --> 00:47:10,387 Very. 744 00:47:10,411 --> 00:47:13,265 - Fuck, I wish I'd have seen that. - No. 745 00:47:13,289 --> 00:47:14,499 You don't. 746 00:47:16,376 --> 00:47:18,687 Come on, let's leg it. 747 00:47:18,711 --> 00:47:20,272 No, no, no, mon coeur. 748 00:47:20,296 --> 00:47:23,550 Not until we are certain I have not been infected with this plague. 749 00:47:58,167 --> 00:48:00,938 Yes. 750 00:48:00,962 --> 00:48:03,524 May I have a word? 751 00:48:03,548 --> 00:48:05,215 Wait out there. 752 00:48:06,634 --> 00:48:09,822 - What are you doing? - I'm about to enjoy a meximelt. 753 00:48:09,846 --> 00:48:12,074 - There is extra if you want to join in. - No, thank you. 754 00:48:12,098 --> 00:48:13,117 Crunchwrap supreme? Cheesy gordita crunch? 755 00:48:13,141 --> 00:48:15,411 - No. - Cantina crispy chicken taco? 756 00:48:15,435 --> 00:48:16,704 I don't want any taco fucking bell. 757 00:48:16,728 --> 00:48:18,038 Okay. 758 00:48:18,062 --> 00:48:22,042 Rounding up all the starlight sympathizers is a well-thought-out plan, 759 00:48:22,066 --> 00:48:24,336 - clearly the right call. - He's not in the building. 760 00:48:24,360 --> 00:48:27,423 Thank fucking god. What the fuck? 761 00:48:27,447 --> 00:48:30,134 - Why are we doing this? - Doing what? 762 00:48:30,158 --> 00:48:33,262 If posting weird shit were a crime, I'd be serving two life sentences. 763 00:48:33,286 --> 00:48:35,097 Homelander sets the agenda. 764 00:48:35,121 --> 00:48:37,057 - I just execute. - That's bullshit. 765 00:48:37,081 --> 00:48:39,059 You're the smartest person on the planet. 766 00:48:39,083 --> 00:48:41,061 There is no way you don't have an angle here. 767 00:48:41,085 --> 00:48:42,980 My angle? 768 00:48:43,004 --> 00:48:46,942 My angle is that I could have Warren buffet on the ground, 769 00:48:46,966 --> 00:48:49,361 tongue lashing my clit till he needs a knee replacement. 770 00:48:49,385 --> 00:48:53,407 All the rich white fucks of the world hang on my every word. 771 00:48:53,431 --> 00:48:57,161 It's... nicer than I expected. 772 00:48:57,185 --> 00:49:00,664 Ashley, she's smart. She's got to listen to reason. 773 00:49:00,688 --> 00:49:02,357 Look, I've been there. 774 00:49:03,900 --> 00:49:05,794 Literally where you're sitting. 775 00:49:05,818 --> 00:49:08,172 But that chair isn't a pedestal. 776 00:49:08,196 --> 00:49:09,965 It's a chopping block. 777 00:49:09,989 --> 00:49:13,575 And I can help you, but you got to talk to me. 778 00:49:17,080 --> 00:49:20,309 Don't strain yourself trying to read my mind again. 779 00:49:20,333 --> 00:49:22,102 You know you can't. 780 00:49:22,126 --> 00:49:24,712 You're gonna blow out the back of your skull. 781 00:49:30,343 --> 00:49:31,987 Wow. You're unbelievable, Ashley. 782 00:49:32,011 --> 00:49:35,866 That was the most pathetic display of a backbone I've ever seen. 783 00:49:35,890 --> 00:49:38,243 They're arresting innocent people, but sure, 784 00:49:38,267 --> 00:49:40,704 let sage suck down her garbage chalupa. 785 00:49:40,728 --> 00:49:42,020 I need a minute. 786 00:49:48,611 --> 00:49:50,464 From back here, I see a spine. 787 00:49:50,488 --> 00:49:52,591 - Fucking use it. - Do I get laser eyes? 788 00:49:52,615 --> 00:49:54,843 No, I get a psychic fucking tumor. 789 00:49:54,867 --> 00:49:56,720 This is junior year all over again. 790 00:49:56,744 --> 00:50:00,099 Do you remember when you let Danny trachtenberg finger blast us 791 00:50:00,123 --> 00:50:01,850 behind the friendly's 'cause he had jamiroquai tickets, 792 00:50:01,874 --> 00:50:04,019 and then he took Miriam applebaum? 793 00:50:04,043 --> 00:50:06,355 Going along won't get you what you want. 794 00:50:06,379 --> 00:50:08,607 Going along is why we're still alive. 795 00:50:08,631 --> 00:50:10,651 You should've left with a-train when he asked you to. 796 00:50:10,675 --> 00:50:13,987 - At least he had a shred of decency. - That's why he's dead. 797 00:50:14,011 --> 00:50:16,156 "First they came for the communists, and I did not speak out 798 00:50:16,180 --> 00:50:17,991 because I was not a communist." 799 00:50:18,015 --> 00:50:19,660 I don't need Martin niemöller right now. 800 00:50:19,684 --> 00:50:21,203 You used to love his poetry. 801 00:50:21,227 --> 00:50:23,789 And birkenstocks and throwing Clay. 802 00:50:23,813 --> 00:50:26,125 You used to want to do some good in the world. 803 00:50:26,149 --> 00:50:29,753 - What happened? - I tried. I tried. 804 00:50:29,777 --> 00:50:31,380 But there's nothing I can do. 805 00:50:31,404 --> 00:50:34,299 Half of Washington thinks homelander's batshit. 806 00:50:34,323 --> 00:50:36,593 The CIA, the Pentagon. 807 00:50:36,617 --> 00:50:38,679 They will follow you if you lead them. 808 00:50:38,703 --> 00:50:41,140 I'm not a leader, I'm vice president. 809 00:50:41,164 --> 00:50:42,850 You can still do some good, Ashley. 810 00:50:42,874 --> 00:50:44,643 We can still do some good. 811 00:50:44,667 --> 00:50:46,437 Just shut up, 812 00:50:46,461 --> 00:50:49,982 or I'm gonna float on my back in the tub again. You want that? 813 00:50:50,006 --> 00:50:52,443 You're better than this. You are better than this. 814 00:50:52,467 --> 00:50:54,051 No! 815 00:50:56,179 --> 00:50:58,157 So we're clear? 816 00:50:58,181 --> 00:50:59,533 You're absolutely sure? 817 00:50:59,557 --> 00:51:01,910 Triple-checked the results. None of you are carriers. 818 00:51:01,934 --> 00:51:03,454 Humans are immune. 819 00:51:03,478 --> 00:51:05,979 Une chance. Merci la bonne mère. 820 00:51:17,742 --> 00:51:19,094 Goddamn. 821 00:51:19,118 --> 00:51:21,621 I only seen shit like this one other time. 822 00:51:23,289 --> 00:51:27,811 It was on you outside of that truck stop whore house on i-23. 823 00:51:27,835 --> 00:51:30,939 Soldier cunt down. Homelander to go. 824 00:51:30,963 --> 00:51:33,549 - We fucking did it. - About time. 825 00:51:37,804 --> 00:51:38,888 Mon coeur. 826 00:51:46,604 --> 00:51:48,314 Let's run away. 827 00:51:50,233 --> 00:51:51,293 What? 828 00:51:51,317 --> 00:51:55,756 There are over 50 uninhabited islands in the pacific. 829 00:51:55,780 --> 00:52:00,743 We just need to find one so remote, nobody will ever find us. 830 00:52:02,787 --> 00:52:04,723 You were right. 831 00:52:04,747 --> 00:52:09,353 This virus, there is no containing it, no stopping it. 832 00:52:09,377 --> 00:52:12,105 I do not know how to protect you from it, 833 00:52:12,129 --> 00:52:16,634 except to take you as far away from here as possible. 834 00:52:26,060 --> 00:52:30,231 We have to stay. 835 00:52:32,108 --> 00:52:36,338 Mon amour, you did not see its carnage. 836 00:52:36,362 --> 00:52:38,924 - It's too dangerous. - It's dangerous for everyone now. 837 00:52:38,948 --> 00:52:41,051 Innocent people are being round up. 838 00:52:41,075 --> 00:52:43,804 No. Je peux pas. 839 00:52:43,828 --> 00:52:46,473 Don't ask me to watch you die. 840 00:52:46,497 --> 00:52:48,833 I think this is how we make amends. 841 00:52:50,418 --> 00:52:52,837 For the lives we've taken. I think we have to... 842 00:52:54,255 --> 00:52:56,673 Get up every day and keep going? 843 00:53:01,971 --> 00:53:03,097 Oui. 844 00:53:08,102 --> 00:53:09,478 C'est ça. 845 00:53:25,745 --> 00:53:27,514 You're allowed to freak out, you know. 846 00:53:27,538 --> 00:53:29,206 This virus. 847 00:53:31,042 --> 00:53:32,603 It's fucking brutal. 848 00:53:32,627 --> 00:53:36,839 I don't know, for rock hard, I'd say it's an improvement. 849 00:53:39,634 --> 00:53:42,279 I haven't exactly had a magical year either. 850 00:53:42,303 --> 00:53:44,138 Neither of us is fine. 851 00:53:45,806 --> 00:53:47,618 And we shouldn't be. 852 00:53:47,642 --> 00:53:49,661 And if you don't want to talk about it, 853 00:53:49,685 --> 00:53:51,622 - you don't have to. - Perfect. 854 00:53:51,646 --> 00:53:53,606 But I'm not letting you die. 855 00:53:56,484 --> 00:53:58,110 I'm gonna keep fighting. 856 00:54:00,821 --> 00:54:04,533 And if you can't, then I'm just gonna fight for both of us. 857 00:54:06,327 --> 00:54:10,163 But just don't turn into fucking butcher, okay? 858 00:54:26,347 --> 00:54:29,600 I know. I'm late. 859 00:54:43,614 --> 00:54:45,366 All right, terror. 860 00:54:47,785 --> 00:54:50,037 Time for your meds. 861 00:54:53,833 --> 00:54:55,334 Yeah. 862 00:54:58,087 --> 00:55:00,965 Who's a good boy, ay? 863 00:55:14,729 --> 00:55:15,789 Whoa, hey. 864 00:55:15,813 --> 00:55:17,124 Be careful, sir. 865 00:55:17,148 --> 00:55:18,375 There's a viral contagion. 866 00:55:18,399 --> 00:55:21,712 I got here as soon as I heard, and I locked shit down. 867 00:55:21,736 --> 00:55:25,549 Sending soldier boy to test the waters, pretty fucking strategic, sir. 868 00:55:25,573 --> 00:55:28,719 You're always playing 3D chess, aren't you? 869 00:55:28,743 --> 00:55:30,554 I told him to report back. 870 00:55:30,578 --> 00:55:33,932 Told him not to go in alone. Why would he do that? 871 00:55:33,956 --> 00:55:36,351 Well, it's more like soldier doy, 872 00:55:36,375 --> 00:55:38,002 - am I right? - Leave. 873 00:55:39,128 --> 00:55:40,605 Well, I just, got to be here, sir. 874 00:55:40,629 --> 00:55:42,274 - To do the... - should've been you. 875 00:55:42,298 --> 00:55:43,400 Okay. 876 00:55:43,424 --> 00:55:45,508 - I'm sorry. - Leave. 877 00:55:51,432 --> 00:55:53,350 I was swimming. 878 00:56:10,659 --> 00:56:12,119 No... 879 00:56:14,705 --> 00:56:16,415 No... 880 00:56:17,958 --> 00:56:20,062 Not you, too. 881 00:56:20,086 --> 00:56:22,254 Not you. 882 00:56:29,970 --> 00:56:32,473 Why does everyone keep leaving me? 883 00:56:35,309 --> 00:56:38,270 I'm sorry. 884 00:56:41,440 --> 00:56:43,567 Hazardous site. Stay back.